Have fun with these question and answer giggles and groaners.
 When is a cat not a cat? |
 When it's a pussywillow |
| What does a cat get when it crosses a desert? |
| Sandy claws |
| Where do snowmen keep their money? |
| In snowbanks |
| What falls often but never gets hurt? |
| Snow |
| When is a birthday cake like a cold windowpane? |
| When it's frosted |
| What did the ocean say when the seagull flew over it? |
| Nothing. It just waved. |
| What did the beaver say to the tree? |
| It's been nice gnawing you |
| What has four eyes but can't see? |
| Mississippi |
| When is a door not a door? |
| When it's ajar |
| What has 50 heads and 50 tails? |
| Fifty pennies |
| If a dictionary goes from A to Z, what goes from Z to A? |
| Zebra |
| What do mummies dance to? |
| Wrap music |
| Why did the little stegosaurus stay home from school? |
| He had a dino-sore throat |
| What do the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? |
| Freeze a jolly good fellow! |
| Remove my outside. Cook my inside. Eat the outside. Throw away the inside. What am I? |
| Corn on the cob |
| Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? |
| To improve his bite |
| Why did Louie plant a light bulb? |
| He wanted his own power plant! |
| What kind of room has no doors or windows? |
| A mushroom |
| What holds lightning together? |
| Lightning bolts |
| What bites but never swallows? |
| Frost |
| What kind of car does Humpty Dumpty drive? |
| A Yolkswagon |
| What do you call a mosquito in a tin suit? |
| A bite in shining armour |
| I don't like butter, and I'm not a fly. Whoever named me made a bad try. When I'm not flying up too high, you might chase me when I flutter by. Who am I? |
| A butterfly |
| What has many teeth but can't chew? |
| A comb |
| What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? |
| Finding a worm in your half eaten apple |
| What did the teddy bear say when he was offered desert? |
| No thanks. I'm stuffed! |
| Why is the fly afraid of the keyboard? |
| Because of the World Wide Web |
| What did the spider do on the computer? |
| Made a Web site |
| What happens when you mix two bees and a water gun? |
| You get a bee bee gun |
| What do aliens put their tea cups on? |
| Flying saucers |
| What's a hockey goalie's motto? |
| The puck stops here! |
| Why are appliances like crocodiles? |
| They can be dangerous when poked! |
| Why are elephants wrinkled? |
| Would YOU want to iron one?! |
| What do you call little bugs that live on the moon? |
| Luna ticks |
| What goes snap, crackle, fizz? |
| A firefly with a short circuit |
